Grandma and Grandpa went to the tavern this weekend for a nightcap...witnesses later called 911 after seeing them falling down while walking home.... Grandma had 'just a wine" and Grandpa "2 Gin and Tonics"...
Our State's Blood Alcohol Legal Limit 0.08
Grandma's Blood Alcohol 0.307
Grandpa's Blood Alcohol 0.431
One glass of wine and 2 Gins....? Righhhhhhhht!!