Out of the mouth of babes...

My son asked me one time how many penises I had seen

in my career as a nurse.....

Yep that sounds about right...

You blog also?

So I recently found out that one of our ER Drs also has a blog...

Not a bad thing except he blogs while he works. He sees a patient and then runs back to his laptop. He is even worse when the pt complaint is benign like a headache, toothache or generally is a gomer.

I don't think we are suppose to know that he has one.. as there have been several postings with critical comments about certain nurses. None yet about me, but I am not fooling myself that my day isn't coming.

Until then I debate whether I should tell him I know about his hobby and that he should do a better job concealing the ID of the people he complains about... or just keep it to myself until I need leverage??

Hmm evil ER nurse what do you think?

Ticket anyone?

This weekend we generously provided entertainment for our ER guests in the form of Meth Heads.

Meth users (Tweakers) are a whole different type of patient than the usual gomers that clog my beds. Meth users are usually brought in by police after their paranoid behavior has scared your Average Joe and they called 911 to get them dealt with. Or by families that are in fear of losing their loved one from the extreme weight loss, physical deterioration,depression or during one of their crimes sprees that support their habit.

Tweakers are not easy patients to take care of. Almost 100% end up in restraints for their own safety and ours. They are extremely paranoid, psychotic, have gone days without sleep, are aggressive and confused. They are convinced that everyone is out to get them, including the patients next to them. They hide behind the curtains and doors to their rooms and skittish when you make a movement towards them. They hear voices and see the boogy man around every corner.

There is nothing I can give a tweaker to reverse their symptoms except time. Don't get me wrong I can always sedate them,but by the time they cross my ER threshold they are in the advanced stages of addiction and the damage they have done to their brains is permanent, not to mention what they have done to their appearance..meth mouth, mite-bites all over their skin, and the dramatic weight loss.


Even if I were to sedate them, when it wore off they would still be in the same condition. It can take months to years for their dopamine and other neurotransmitters to start working again. They will spend that time in severe depression,have parkinson's like symptom, at high risk for suicide and relapse.

What makes this drug so hideous is that people get hooked from the first hit because of the huge rush/high they get. But what is used to make this drug destroys the pleasure center in the brain. Plummenting these addicts into deep despair, causing them to use more and more Meth more often to try and achieve that first high and pull themselves out of the hell they find themselves in. A viscious cycle that goes round and round.

It is during this cycle that they come to our ER, and sadly entertain my other patients. I wish during these shows I could gather together the communities youth so they can see how glamorous and cool this drug is. Line up the chairs and hand out the popcorn.. I guarantee the drug use would go down.

Methamphetamine Ingredients

Lye-Ether-Iodine-Draino-Ephedrine-Battery Acid-Paint Thinner-Brake/Lighter Fluid-Acetone-Amnonia-Red Phosphorous(road flares)-Lithium Batteries-Cold Medicine

911-What is your emergency?

When you call 911 because Grandma is having a heart attack you expect Paramedics/FF to be there within minutes. That is not always the case... The reason... because someone is having DENTAL PAIN and has called 911 to transport them to my ER!

I wish I was kidding but I am not. I have seen this time and time again, people calling 911 for the most stupid reasons. Most of the times these patients also fall within the same demographics.. state assistance, a litter of kids, unemployed, alcohol and drug issues and lacking in both common sense and education . Basically those mucking up the gene pool.

Some of the reasons I have seen people call 911 and get brought in....

*Dental Pain *Constipation *Ingrown Nail

*Ear Pain (in a child) *Cold symptoms *STD check

*Sore Throat * Hiccups *Boils/Wound Check

I have also seen people call 911 with a "medical issue", get transported in and the minute they cross the ER doors hop off the gurney stating all better and walk out. They simply wanted a ride to this part of town, this happens alot when the county fair is happening.

It is the policy of the local fire department to transport anyone that calls to the ER if that is their request no matter how minor or stupid the medical complaint even during the day when walk in clinics are open, and all on the tax payers dime!!

There lies the problem.. there are no consequences to abusing 911. They can't be penalized for being lazy or moronic. But if we started charging them for transporting of non medical emergencies to the hospital I think it would drastically reduce these calls.

And that is a win win situation all around. Grandma will get immediate care and transport. The tax payers will be saved money and there will be less idiots in my ER beds, meaning I can finally get my breaks... I wonder if 911 does meal runs?

Broken Trust...

Girl dies of treatable illness after parents
pick prayer over medicine.

By ROBERT IMRIE, Associated Press Writer
WESTON, Wis. (AP) - Police are investigating an 11-year-old girl's death from an undiagnosed, treatable form of diabetes after her parents chose to pray for her rather than take her to a doctor.An autopsy showed Madeline Neumann died Sunday from diabetic ketoacidosis, a condition that left too little insulin in her body, Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin said.She had probably been ill for about a month, suffering symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, excessive thirst, loss of appetite and weakness, the chief said Wednesday, noting that he expects to complete the investigation by Friday and forward the results to the district attorney.The girl's mother, Leilani Neumann, said the family believes in the Bible and that healing comes from God, but she said they do not belong to an organized religion or faith, are not fanatics and have nothing against doctors.

Mother Teresa, Roman Catholic nun "It's the greatest poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."

As I read this story I immediately was flooded with so many emotions. Anger at the parents for not getting their baby help with a disease that is so easily dealt with. Angry that family members did not call 911 sooner. The paramedics could have started her treatment right there in the house and transported her to the ER with the help of the Weston police. Frustrated that another child died because their care was in the hands of adults who put their own beliefs above the interests and rights of the child. Sadness for the family/parents of Madeline for having to deal with her loss, and know that they are responsible. And of course immense heartbreak for the loss of innocent sick Madeline who had all her trust in these adults to protect her and keep her safe and died knowing they failed her.

While I myself do not believe in organized religion or God, I respect that others do. I understand that when it comes to healthcare there are various ideas in the role religion and God play. I respect and understand that there are various types of healing based on faith, culture and traditions. I believe that they all can go hand in hand with modern medicine but not in place of it. We have seen this scenario play out time and time again and in the majority of cases the end result has been fatal. In most of these cases it has involved children in the hands of fanatical parents. At what point does society say enough and step in and protect these children's lives and rights? Since when does the parent's right to freedom of religion super cede the child's right to live?

Two questions that need answering soon, because in not having those answers we as a society are responsible for this broken trust and these lost lives.

The Price of Complacency..

This month we had a mandatory meeting on preventing injuries at work. This is always a big topic in health care. Health care workers (HCW) are at high risk for injury from their environment, ergonomics, patients, families and the tools we use. This meeting's topic was needlestick injuries.

Each year there are between 800,000-1,000,000 reported needle stick injuries to HCW. Out of that number it is estimated that 63% are incurred by nurses. With each injury there is the risk of exposure to Hep B/C, HIV, TB, Syphilis, Malaria and other infections. It is estimated that one in eight patients has one or more of these conditions.

HCW's are employed in an occupation that ranks second only to manufacturing in amount of time loss injuries. Every nurse in his/her career has a greater than 78% of getting a needle stick injury, from that stick they have a 30% of contracting Hep B, 3% Hep C, 0.3% HIV.

I have rolled that dice twice and won. My first stick was in the beginning of my career and the risk was minimal. My second was the one that took years off my life from the worrying.

I had a non English speaking undocumented homosexual Hispanic male patient in with high fever, sweats, one viral illness after another for months with large weight loss (Xray neg for TB) I was transferring blood from a syringe using an 18g needle (this is a big one) into a blood culture tube. For some reason I flinched and stuck the needle into my hand. I remember just staring in disbelief at the needle for what seemed like forever. When I return to reality I pulled the needle out, changed it, finished the transfer, then washed my hands and walked out of the room. I didn't mention it at all to the patient, and he didn't even realize it had happen until the Dr talk to him and asked for him to sign a release so that we could test him for diseases. I was so thankful that night that our Dr was Spanish speaking, and the patient agreed. I know of other nurses who's patient refused to allow the testing, and that nurse has been subjected to every 3 month blood testing for years.

My worrying was quite extended due to the fact that our employee health nurse was on vacation and I could only get the results from her. When the blood is drawn it is labeled with a number and not a patients name and we are not given the number. Only the employee health nurse has that information otherwise I would have just went to the lab and got the info I needed. I finally got the good news weeks later that the patient was negative for all tested. You should have seen the happy dance I did!

Since that stick 2 years ago I have had several bodily fluid splashes but nothing as serious as that incident. Working in the ER I know puts me at greater risk due to the type of patients that I deal with and the fact that I have often get into wrestling matches with them, and I never know what they have in their pockets until I get their clothes off. But I try to be more careful and more attentive when I have a sharp in my hand, where before I think I had become complacent.

A complacency that could have cost me everything.

Coming soon to an ER near you....

My ER has always been pretty relaxed about what the nurses wore to work. I think they were just happy we showed up. There were nurses that still wore the typical nurse scrubs , but most wore scrub bottoms and tshirts.

I hate nurse scrubs, I feel like a slob, and surprisingly find them very restricting of my movements..weird I know, so I typically wore cargo pants with a tshirt. I looked presentable, never had any complaints that my attire was hazardous to my patients health, never was revealing- granted I typically wore all black but I was comfortable and I thought that was the most important thing considering what I did for a job.

Well now the big-wigs have decided that we should all wear the same outfit, dark blue nurse scrubs. Why? Well some idiot voiced concerns that we could be bringing home MRSA and every other forsaken bug out there to our families on our clothes, so the hospital should provide us scrubs to change into. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.. really it is. I would love to find the person who voiced that concern and show my appreciation.


Since the nurses didn't have any input into what we would wear, and why should we, not like it is us wearing it for 10-13 hours straight, oh wait yeah it is, I thought I would fantasize about the uniform tops I would have picked out for the ER...

If only I was in charge.......

Who wants to play?

As an ER nurse, mother of a teenage boy, 2 more soon to be teen children, and the sister of a teenager this study frightens me.

One in four teens has an STD! A scary number I agree, but for me a worse number is 80%. What is that number? That is the percentage of those one in four teens that don't know they have an STD. Not those that chose not to disclose it but simply just don't know. That is where the problem is. It is those that don't know they are infected that cause the spread. And why don't they know? For some it is because they are symptom free therefore don't think they are infected. Those that have symptoms but are in Denial.( I love Denial... wish I could take vacation there more often.) Those that think they have symptoms but are too embarrassed to ask/seek for help. And of course the most prevalent of reasons among teens.. untouchable superhero. Those that just don't think it can happen to them. I think teens permanently move to Denial until they are about age 25.

In this day an age to have that many teens with STDs is outrageous and unacceptable. We need to do more about education, make healthcare more accessible to teens, teach both abstinence, and protection, and make sex less taboo, make it a dinner time discussion, along with other health issues. Make protection accessible to teens either in the nurse office at school or handed out with every big mac. ***Please note that when I talk about protection I am talking about barrier methods. I am not an advocate of teens on birth control pills/shots without parental knowledge or input for so many reasons. ***

We push anti-drug messages on kids from every corner of their world starting at a very young age. We teach our children to "JUST SAY NO!"so why can't we take that message and teach our children to just say no to STDs. Sex without awareness and proper protection is playing Russian Roulette with each act.

I don't know about you but one in four is too high to play. Even one in a million is too high..especially if that one could be your babe.

My Top 25 Patients

• Here is a list that I found both very interesting and also very depressing that my employer put out listing the top 25 reasons our patients come the ER. As you can see there are very few true "emergencies"that needed to be seen at 3am. The list is in order of the number of cases that were seen during the most recent monitoring period.
  
  
  
  
• CHEST PAIN (not a heart attack)
• ABDOMINAL PAIN
• ACUTE UPPER RESP INFECTIONS
• SPRAIN/STRAIN LUMBAR REGION
• GASTROENTERITIS (diarrhea/vomiting)
• PNEUMONIA
• ACUTE BRONCHITIS
• OTHER GENERAL SYMPTOMS (potpurri)
• HEADACHE MIGRAINE
• SPRAIN/STRAIN OF NECK
• VIRAL INFECTION (a cold)
  
• URINARY TRACT INFECTION
• LUMBAGO (low back pain)
• OTHER ACUTE PAIN
• SYNCOPE/COLLAPSE (fainting)
• ALTERED MENTAL STATUS (drunk,OD to more serious stroke)
• RESPIRATORY ABNORMALITY
• CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE
• VOMITING ALONE
• ACUTE OTITIS MEDIA(ear infection)
• OBSTRUCT BRONCHITIS (COPD)
• ASTHMA
• SYMPTOM FEMALE GENITAL ORGANS(STD check)
• DIZZINESS/GIDDINESS (drunk,on drugs)

I call do over!

Here I am 10 days post-op and I will say I am so thankful I will never have to go thru this again. Knowing what I know now and given the choice I would go back in time and not have shown up for surgery to begin with!

The night before surgery I ate and ate until midnight that magical NPO hour that just about every surgeon picks. It is never 0030 or 2330, but straight up midnight. I often wonder how this hour was chosen. I understand the reason for it completely, but would one day love to hear a Dr say NPO starts at 0015 just for kicks.

Surgery itself I think went ok. I woke up and I didn't notice any burn marks across my chest from the paddles being applied in such rush no one put on the gel pads, my throat hurts, so it appears the Dr operated on the right surgical site. I had a hard time initialing my tonsils but I think he got it right.

Recovery..well that was fun. I am very sensitive to medications and I hate that euphoric feeling, that high from narcotics so many people come thru my doors hunting for. I also am a control freak, a real type A personality and alot of these drugs give the sensation of being out of control or not caring. So that being said according to my chart left at my bedside by my nurse I came out of anesthesia "emotionally fragile". Who me? The Er nurse from hell, that lives by the motto "K-Y optional" when placing objects into orifices. Yep that was me.. sitting up on my gurney with a pile of tissues crying for who knows what reason and who knows for how long. What co-workers and many patients would have paid to see that!

My time at home I wish had been uneventful, but because I am a nurse that goes against some cardinal rule in nature. At first my problem was rapid swelling of my uvula (you know that tissue hanging down in the back that everyone thinks is their tonsils), it swelled so much it was laying on my back tongue. Even for an ER nurse that is scary to see when you look in your mouth and you can't visualize your throat at all. In all reality I should have returned to the ER for close airway monitoring, I kept this little tidbit of info to myself because I am an ER nurse and we do that.

Next because of the airway issue and swelling I was unable to swallow so I was dehydrating, what does an ER nurse do? Put in her own IV!!!! I am quite talented! Next a family member brought me the gifts of viral influenza and cold symptoms. Yes can you imagine vomiting, coughing or sneezing after having your throat operated on? Let me tell you this is a bad mix. Needless to say this meant an ER visit. There are days when working in an ER has it's benefits. That day was one. No wait just straight into a room IVs started with meds. But because I was at my own ER HIPPA did not apply to me. My friends kept coming in checking on me after word spread that I was there. Which was ok... they had what I wanted ZOFRAN!!! Zofran that magical anti-nausea medication. I love the stuff. And thank god it works for me.

Hopefully my days as a patient are quickly coming to an end. I don't think me or my family can take much more of this. I have been a terrible patient, but hey I am an ER nurse what can you expect..I learned from the best.. my own patients.

Say Ahhh Er Nurse.....

In 12 hours I will turn into a patient.. the worst thing a nurse can hear. In 12 hours I will become "that dreaded patient". Healthcare workers hate taking care of each other. There is always that feeling that the job we are doing is being judged, and worry about making a mistake an being called on it or "educated" by our patient.


In 12 hours I will walk into my hospital and let my co-workers ask me those horrible personal questions,"Now what medications are you on? and what are they all for?" Then place me into one of those gowns, and parade me down the hallway in full view of everyone, "OPPS sorry ER nurse we forgot to get you a robe..HaHa!, and then bring in the greenest nurse (with 20/400 vision) to place my IV.. "Opps sorry ER nurse looks like baby nurse put a 14g IV in.. that didn't hurt much did it?" Haha!

Why would I subject myself to this type of abuse you ask? Well if you were asking my SO he would tell you because I deserve as much pain/abuse as I dish out to him in life! But really I have decided to finally get my tonsils out. Are you crazy you ask? Well if you ask my SO... well we all know what he would say! So 20 years after I should have had them out as a child I finally have decided to get it done. Or should I say after 20 years I finally have the guts to do it. Of course waiting that 20 years has made this a more painful and dangerous procedure.. but hey I never claim to be the brightest patient, I am a nurse remember.

So all wish me well.. and wish my SO luck and alot of it, he is going to need it, he is going to be the one stuck home with this crazy nurse for a patient. Now where can I find one of those metal cow bells?!

Bad nurse! No breaks for you!

Here we are the 2nd week of March and already my NY's resolution is being challenged.. by my bosses!!!

As you remember my resolution was to make a real effort to take my lunch breaks or at least take time to leave the floor for a quick walk outside..get a mental break. Well I have been making great progress with the mini walks, I have only managed one 30 minute break. That was a great break, I even left the hospital for a trip to the store for something to eat..What a treat!!

Now a challenge has arrived to my resolution in the form of patient and administration temper tantrums. Our patient loads have really increased this year. The ski season has been great so we have been inundated with skiers and snowboards that went from riding their boards to strapped to one of mine. Also with the flu season in full swing and the flu vaccine only covering 40% of the strains out there we have been wall to wall patients. On most nights it has not been unusual to have every room full, all the fast track rooms full and resorting to parking gurneys in the halls wherever we can find a spot and taping a number above their heads. And nurses are being begged to stay overtime, night after night.

With this much influx of patients and no change in the staff levels to cope it only makes sense that the wait time for the non serious patients, ie cold symptoms, ear aches, headaches, and all other ridiculous reasons people feel to come to the ER at 2am has gone up along with the gripping about the wait. The nurses are moving, and so is the Dr and PA-C. But the patients in the waitroom don't see this. They just see the clock ticking by and are still sitting there. It is worse when we have Gold Card Members (patients who come to the ER once a week for "are you kidding " reason) who are use to being seen within 20 minutes.

As expected the complaints to the administration has gone up. So after much analysis by these suits, who have never worked the floor as a nurse, they have decided to lay the blame for treatment delay on the nurses. Yep they decided that the nurses breaks are causing a delay in care!!

So effective immediately nurses are suppose to delay their breaks until the waiting rooms are empty. Hmmm do I hear labor law violations? Union contract violations? Human rights violations? (I have a right to pee when I need to you know!!)

As you can imagine this has not gone over very well. As I have said before.. pissing off nurses is not a smart idea.. we have such creative ways of getting even.. so that being said let the games begin!! We'll see how long this new rule lasts!

You know it is going to be a bad night when...

• You show up for work and notice bars have just been installed on all the windows and there is now a metal detector at the hospital entrance.
  
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  The paramedics in the parking lot are all using mops to clean up their ambulances and the EMTs are using a hose.
  
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  The off-going shift has a hard time keeping a straight face when giving report, especially about Room 15.

• Your first patient of the day insists there is no way that she can be pregnant. As she's crowning.
  

• Your next five patients and their families all scream at you in different languages, none of which you speak.
  

• Your next patient screams at you in a language you do understand, but you can't remember hearing that many obscenities strung together at once.
  

• The intoxicated 250 lb. transvestite in Room 15 keeps trying to get your home phone number because you "are just too sweet."
  

• Your next patient has maggots but isn't dead.
  

• All the locked restraints are being used...on one patient.
  
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  The hospital has a surprise disaster drill. You were the only one who wasn't tipped off.
  

• No one remembered to buy coffee,candy or chocolate.
  

• You have writers' cramp and still have 7 hours of the shift left.
  

• The psychiatric patient who thinks he is Jesus was placed in the same room as another patient who thinks he is Satan.
  

• You get a subpoena for a lawsuit a on a patient that walked out of the department against medical advice two years ago.
  

• In the middle of a disaster drill two real trauma patients present themselves.
  

• The paramedics who offered to go out and pick up lunch (and coffee) just advised over the radio they have witnessed a motor vehicle accident involving a transit bus versus a minivan. "Stand by for update."
  

• It's the first day for the new medical interns, paramedic and nursing students all at the same time.
  

• The paramedics tell you the patient you just received with a closed head injury, flail chest, and positive belly tap is in "much better shape than the one still being cut out of the minivan."
  

• You hear there is an influenza epidemic traveling like wild fire through the local convalescent homes.
  

• The psychiatric patient's delusions are beginning to make sense.

**I wish I could take credit for this, but I can't. If you know who wrote this, please ask them to stop stalking me or at least put on some scrubs and help out!**

You have a what --where?

It my many years of nursing it never fails to amaze me the things that people feel the need to insert into their various orifices..


Of course in the ER we see alot of children with the usual bean up the nose, but we also have seen legos, toy car wheels, dice, beads, stickers, peas, barbie shoes and of course small marbles.


The thing with kids it is innocent curiosity. With adults..hmm that is a whole other realm.

I think I have seen the gamut..

*Fruits and Vegetables *Broom Handles *Flashlights *Sexual Devices
*Car Keys *Gun *Money * Drugs *Forgotten Tampon * Condom

*Drinking Glass *Kitchen Tools * Candles *Meat Products *Moths

*Lightbulbs* Glass Bottles*

My favorite part(if there can be one) of taking care of these patients is finding out WTF they were thinking that led them to my triage room. Some items on the list were self explanatory. But I think others need some more details...

Let's start with the innocent patients.. the ones who on a warm summer night decide to sleep with an unscreened window open and wake at 3am with something crawling around in their ears. It almost always is a moth. After calming down the hysterical patient we flood their ear canal with lidocaine paralyzing the insect and then drowning them making it easier to remove much to the relief of the hijacked host.

The car keys and money..well those were females out on dates and didn't have a purse to place their belongings during a romantic walk on the beach... *think about that the next time you place money in your mouth. The car key chic told us about them in triage.. The money I found when I went to cath a female for a urine sample...surprise!

The gun was also another female. The police were taking her to jail but she kept setting off the metal alarms. She was brought to the ER for exam and a CT showed a loaded gun in her V. She was taken to surgery for removal and then to jail. I would love to have seen the radiologist's face when those films came across his lightbox!!

Forgotten tampon? How can you forget that? That is one I will never be able to understand. Usually it is the smell that brings them in... yuck

Now I am a very open minded person, very liberal in my thinking when it comes to sex, but there are times for even me when I have said enough. One such case was the young, very successful male who came into the ER complaining of abdominal pain. What was not disclosed to the triage nurse was the guy had a sexual device stuck in his nether region. No big deal I thought!

Wrong! It turns out this was the 5th time this had happened. The 5th time that he would need to go to surgery. 5 times!! Are you kidding me?! You would have thought he would have figured out what was going wrong. Well I guess not, so I took it upon myself to do some patient education...

That is part of nursing, but I don't remember covering this topic in class. Must have been napping. So time to wing it. What can I suggest? Stop the practice.. not going to happen why waste my breath. I got it- longer toys! Well maybe, but I think the real solution A LEASH. Tie that puppy to a leash and then anchor it to the bedpost. Can't go wrong there, when things start to get a little "out of hand" just give a little yank and on with the fun.

I thought the idea was genius and should be patented.. The surgeon did not share my excitement, nor did the catholic administration of the hospital I was working at the time. But you know I never saw him again in the 4 years I was there afterward!! Score one for the nurse!

The newbies.....

They have graduated and now transporting to my ER.

I wish this was just a joke... but it is so funny because how many times I have seen this.

Don't forget the whip....!

"Grande size vanilla latte in a venti cup with extra whip

with a side iced water"

That is how I start my nights. I stop by the local coffee shop say "HI" to the girls catch up on their family issues and hand out a little common sense approaches to their medical questions and off I go to work.

I love starting my nights like this.. sometimes they are the only friendly faces I see in the night. And alot of times without them I would crash long before my shift would have ended.

So Thank You girls.. for getting my ass movin' with your hot luscious sweet drinks... from me, my co workers and patients!

Roll of the Dice...

All Kids Must Get Flu Vaccine, Panel Says
Posted: Wednesday 02/27/08 07:58 PM EST
Filed Under: Health News

Expanding the current recommendation by 13 years, a panel that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says every child in the U.S. between the ages of 6 months and 18 should get the flu vaccine yearly. The prior recommendation was for kids 5 years old and younger. "I think most parents do not understand how dangerous influenza is," says one pediatrician.

****While I totally agree that true influenza can be very dangerous to those that have a weakened immune system, the young and the elderly, I do not agree with wide spread immunization.

While I am an advocate of the CDC's current immunization schedule for the most part, I do not agree with this one. The reason being that the scientist base this immunization each year on a guess, an educated guess but still it is a roll of the dice if it will cover the next years flu strains, as evident by this years flu season where the vaccine only covers 40% of what is out there.

The CDC's other logic for this new immunization is that there will be less time loss for businesses, as their employees won't have to stay home and care for their sick children. Thanks CDC but I have no problem being a parent, and letting my employer know what my priorities are. My children.

So from my family to the CDC thanks for trying to save us from ourselves.. but I will CONTINUE to pass on this immunization for myself and children.

If only.....

There are days when I wish this really was a choice

... that the nurse could make!!!

Endangered species spotted..

I want to dedicate this post to those rare patients that have been rumored to exist but so rarely seen... THE NORMAL ONES!

I admit I was on a bitch roll..moody as all get-out. I know that several of my co-workers were tip toeing around me, I think that all the stress and poor morale is really getting to me in the ER. Nothing seem to help turn my disposition around. I even worked with my favorite Dr and I think that maybe we said 20 words to each other.. he freely admitted he was trying to stay out of my line of fire.. smart man, but really not the working environment I want to be responsible for..

That being said it was you my "normal" patients that kept me from completely losing it.

And what exactly does a "normal" patient look like? Let me list the characteristics.

1. First and foremost they know what "Emergency" means.
2. They have PCPs(primary care providers) and actually see them.
3. They know what hygiene is.
4. Can form complete and intelligent sentences.
5. Doesn't have an allergy list that contains Toradol,Nsaids,Morphine,Tylenol,Codeine...
6. Does not have a pain contract or careplan.
7. Understands that patients are seen in order of condition not arrival time.
8. Does not call me by name and wave from the waiting room as I walk in the hospital for work.
9. Understands the pain scale.
10. Generally has insurance or at least not a charity care patient.
11. Knows how to use Tylenol and Motrin and does.
12. Takes and completes medications prescribed.
13. Listens to medical education given.
14. Understands that I have more than one patient.
15. Never been tazed or 4 pointed.
16. Never had to be given Haldol or Narcan.
17. Does not require a dolly to get previous months ER records.
18. I don't know where their best IV start sites are from memory.
19. I don't know their med list better than my own.
20. And finally they Thank the staff for helping them.

I owe you for getting me thru this weekend.. I especially want to thank the couple that came back after their discharge to show their appreciation with hot donuts.. You get extra Dilaudid on your next visit!

Is that a fever? Typhoid? Mad Cow?

It is Friday morning and I head back to work tonight after having the week off. Not really looking forward to it..

Our ER is going thru big changes as there has been a overhaul of the hierarchy, and not all for the good.

Alot of the changes have been done without any input from the people it most affects.. THE STAFF! Not sure why that is.. I would think that in these days of nursing shortages that hospitals and really any facility would want to keep their nurses happy and thus employed with them.. I guess that would require actual fore- thought, and that appears to be lacking at my hospital.


So here I sit in bed 12 hours before my shift (why I am not sleeping?) hoping that I will come down with some as yet unidentified virus that makes me to weak to work, but yet strong enough to go out biking and enjoying what sun we have here in Feb. We all have heard of that virus, it is the one that brings our patients to the ER sunday night looking for the magically "off-work the next day" note, after trying to accomplish feats even their previous decade body baulked at.

As of yet not a sniffle to be heard, nor a cough mustered up enough to get my sleeping SO's attention.. I feel doomed to have to go to work.

12 hours and counting... no pressure right?!

We are not promised tomorrow

We all know this deep down and remind each other daily when we say "I love you" when we part, when we tell our kids not to run in the road.

In my 11 years of nursing I have seen death in many forms. I have seen the death of a future with a miscarriage, the unnatural death of a child, the welcomed death of a patient tired of fighting with an unrelenting disease, nonsense death of a teen out for a ride as the passenger, the final answer to an emotionally/mentally lost soul, the inevitable death of the smoker/drinker/drug addicted, and the death my hands can't fix.

We are not promised tomorrow... but yet those left behind feel betrayed and it is us the hospital staff that has broke that promise. Robbed them of the arms that once held them, the heart that loved them unconditionally and taken away the plans and dreams they had.

We are not promised tomorrow.. we as healthcare workers know this but yet our job is to give our patients and their families that tomorrow. Sometimes we can and sometimes despite all efforts we fail.

As a nurse the hardest thing I can say is "I am so sorry, we tried everything, but they are gone" I have said it more times than I ever wanted to, but each time I mean it with all my being.

And this is what I want my families to know.. with all my being I am sorry I failed, I tried everything I could, I mourn all these deaths,they haunt my dreams for weeks after,the what-ifs plague my mind, the faces and grief of the families touch my soul.

I will carry a memory of you and your loved one until my tomorrow never comes.

Time to put your big girl pants on......

Ok my dear co-workers you really set me off all weekend. Maybe I was being a little hormonal, but I can tell you honestly it had no role in me getting in your face and telling you to quit bitching and just do your friggin job.

We are a small ED and we are all aware of it.. but we all need to deal with the fact that our area is growing and we are smack in the middle of prime outdoor playgrounds. We are seeing more and more people who come out here to play and decide to stay.. and with that they are going to be using our ED for whatever reason they see fit. With that being said our bosses have decided that the growth has not quite met the requirments for us to increase our staff (we will cover that issue in another blog guaranteed) So some nights we are going to run our asses off and we must pull together and work as a team. So I have decided to put together some things you can do to help with that... please take notes.

1-When you have a pt that has a DC(discharge) written, do it. Don't think that by ignoring it, it will keep your beds full and free from taking new patients. If after a few minutes you don't do it someone will and I promise you won't like the next patient they place in that bed, for pulling that stunt.

2- We don't want to hear you whine about how heavy your pt load is. Ours in no piece of cake either. Whining will not get your pts out of the ED any faster. The energy you used whining you could have used calling the lab and asking WTF where are your results. And never never whine in front of pts and family.. you make us all look bad.

3-We all are going to have pts that really know how to push our buttons, especially if they are frequent flyers..and we all appreciate that, and when possible we try and take those pts for you, but if it isn't possible just buck up and deal with it.. you were never promised the ability to pick your pts nor liking them. Be professional and do your job. Standing around and refusing to care of the patient is childish and get you nowhere except ticked off coworkers and further behind.

4-If you are lucky to have gotten a lighter load than someone else the last thing they want to see is you sitting on your butt or surfing the net.. ask what you can do to help, usually the nurse will refuse your offer and say they got it, but offer anyway.. because if you don't they will remember and payback by a nurse can be ugly.

5-If your shift ends while all hell has broken out,offer to stay a little extra till we can at least tread water.. remember this doesn't happen every shift but when it does just you staying one extra hour can really make a difference.

6-When we are slammed the Techs/Hucs are NOT your personal slaves. They are already seen by most as being at the bottom of the food chain . Treat them with some respect and ask them for help. And for godsake remember to say thank you.

7-And Finally just taking a few minutes before you leave for home please stock your room with the basic supplies, linens. foleys, IV tray.. nothing is worse for a nurse than finding that she has to take extra time to run to clean utility to get her stuff.

Basically this posting is all about common sense and courtesy.. remember nurses are evil and have unbelievable memories.. pissing off your coworkers who have the ability to fill your rooms with demented,screaming,incontinent, railing crawling grandmas is just plain crazy..but if you insist..